Want to eat healthier? Whoa there, let's not be too hasty! After years of cupcakes and pizza, too much nutrition all at once might be a shock to the system! Let's ease into this thing slowly! Lean chicken breast? Maybe you could deep-fry it! Planning to eat a carrot? Dunk it in some icing! Want some milk? Infuse it with chocolate and dissolve a bunch of sugar into that sucker! For healthy reasons!